I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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