how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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