Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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