Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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