So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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