I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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