so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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