and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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