What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you would pick up someone in the library
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
At least life still wants to fuck me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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