i just google imaged poop.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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