i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
we should paint friendship bongs
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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