Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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