after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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