ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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