redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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