Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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