then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
