turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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