I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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