I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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