On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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