North Korea, Best Korea!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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