take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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