guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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