My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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