How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize