Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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