Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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