Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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