Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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