So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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