what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So much rum. So many feels.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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