I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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