school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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