Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
