We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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