What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize