So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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