Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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