Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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