Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He kissed a someone with a penis
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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