is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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