when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
did you just send me my own nude
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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