Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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