How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you never un-have a 4some
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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