we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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