I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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