What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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