idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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