I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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