There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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