KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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