Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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