I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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