Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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