If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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